A look at Deadpool 2099

Now that another free month of Marvel Unlimited is over...and I've realized that I should control myself over free reading sites, it's now time to get to work on that list of stuff I said I'd do at the end of my last journal about the season 7 finale of Archer.

However, when it comes to my reviews of Pony and Titans, should I do each show as one lump sum, or do a separate one for each episode?  Please help me decide or it's gonna be the one lump sum.  Now onto what this is about.

In the latest run of Deadpool, our usual story of the merc with a mouth who's super loaded, funding the Avengers, is an Avenger, and also runs his own Mercs for Money business (think Heroes for Hire, but not that because Luke Cage and Iron Fist sued him for using that name), takes a break every few issues to go forward to the year 2099 (or to a dimension where the year is 2099 because comics) where we see a new female Deadpool pretty much mess with society and be evil and what not.  So she's basically Deadpool when he was originally introduced sort of, only this one has a flying robot dragon and a gang of followers called The Bobs.

Alton Brown:  That's my Deadpool.

The evil's of this Deadpool know no bounds though as she has the REAL Deadpool, Wade Wilson, chained up and watching C-SPAN with Donald Trump as president or something (all your worst fears combined or something like that).  The reason, Deadpool killed her Mom (as of now for all we know, again, comics).  Her mother?  Shiklah, aka, Succubi Queen of the Monster Metropolis, aka,  Mrs. Deadpool.  So you know what that means, that's right, Deadpool 2099 is actually...Deadpool's Daughter!

Dun dun dun!!!!

Yes, Warda Wilson is Deadpool 2099 and is holding Deadpool classic hostage until she tells her where her Mom is or something along those lines (this is just one of those things where we probably won't know the full details until the end/later).

Meanwhile, someone is actually wanting to free Deadpool, and according to online summaries, that person seems to be Zenpool 2099.

For those who don't know, during the "Axis" event where certain good guys became bad guys and vice versa, Deadpool became Zenpool (a bow staff wielding pacifist who still fought, just not as Donatello instead of Leonardo).  So this person, who is also female, is now Zenpool 2099.

Zenpool 2099 breaks out Deadpool classic, but Deadpool 2099 and her Bobs want to stop her by making her cook pineapple upside down cake in an actual hollowed out pineapple...I mean with weapons.  During the fight, DP 2099 took off ZP 2099's mask, and we find that she's not Agent Preston, who Deadpool thought was behind the mask (since her soul/consciousness was uploaded into a LMD, it is possible she'd be around that long), but the long thought dead Eleanor Camacho aka Ellie aka Eleanor Camacho-Wilson, aka Deadpool's other daughter!

Dun dun dun!!!!

Yes, Ellie, whose death is the reason that Deadpool went to war with Shiklah or whatever happened/will happen (comics + time travel = confusing), is alive and ready to take back the family name, meaning that she wants to be Deadpool 2099 because Deadpool is red while Zenpool is white.

Now, it's going to be a while before we see what happens next because this is every 6th or so issue of the current run of Deadpool, and not its own series (which it should be), but we do know that there's gonna be a cat fight between half sister's whose shared parent is Deadpool.  So let's look at the fighters to see what we got:

Zenpool 2099:
Name:  Elanor "Ellie" Camacho-Wilson (not sure on the "-Wilson" part, I just use it to remind myself that she is Deadpool's Daughter, or in this case, his eldest daughter).

Aside from general Pool skills of weaponry and acrobatics, not much is known about what she can do, other than that she's a mutant.  Although odds her powers are regeneration since she's alive when everyone thought she was dead.

Deadpool 2099:
Name:  Warda Wilson.

Again, aside from basic random weaponry and combat skills, no special powers have been shown, although given how messed up her face is, we can expect some form of regeneration, and considering who her mother is, expect some succubi powers, probably of the "turning into a monster" variety.

So place your bets now folks, the next installment is 6 issues away, and with Deadpool possibly coming out twice a month I believe, expect the results to come sooner than you think.